Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive!

wtf-fun-factss:

baby elephant

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statelessidentity:

chromatichijinx:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

Red Ranger can get it

They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.

Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*

Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.

Also you’re a big slut. <3

It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.

I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol

“the Costco of Cock” …… where do i sign up for my executive membership. 

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fluffybumsandscales:

Toad-headed agama (male)
Only the males of this species have the face “flaps”/openings.

No….

I want one

deviantotter:

Huh?

=]

Me

(Source: youngestniggah)

accidentalslut:

dillonhilton:

OH NO YOU BETTER DON’T

my KWEENS <3

Pink shoes? With that? Y?

(Source: marykateandashley)

Someone please what is this movie? I’ve seen it but…

(Source: jamesbadgedale)

accidentalslut:

pretty much.

Agreed

(Source: beardbeer)